How nice...the wind shifted last night and Porter and his monkey friends helped turn around Blonde Ambition and moved other boats while the owners slept.  What better service could you ask for.

Porter you are my hero!

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Diamonds on the Water & Seven Tenths
MMSI 338044821
1997 330 CR & 47' Great Harbour Trawler
Frog Mortar Creek, Maryland

Henry, were you passed out???? 

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2006 235 CCR, "Mommy's Diamond" Fairwinds Marina, Magothy River

Jay, No, I was fine...it was Bonde Ambition that was passed out...the sun was over the yardarm before she crawled out to see the light and discover that her boat was no longer stern into the pier.   Pier mates had to lossen her lines so she could get to the pier.  

Two Yutes was first turned around and then was moved to another pier....poor John and Connie, they will learn not to leave their keys in the ignition...Porter and his hodlums were very very bad.

btw - don't call Tony C...his cell phone does not work well after swimming with Tony.

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Diamonds on the Water & Seven Tenths
MMSI 338044821
1997 330 CR & 47' Great Harbour Trawler
Frog Mortar Creek, Maryland

Very nice.  Sounds like we're missing a good time.  We did have a good time on the water yesterday, but it's somehow different from the fun we figure you guys are having.  Tell everyone we say hi.

 If I did call Tony on his cell, if it's dry now, do you think there's a chance he'd get a shock? 
 

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2006 235 CCR, "Mommy's Diamond" Fairwinds Marina, Magothy River

F.Y.I. Porter was last seen heading out with Cappy who was rumored to be spanking the monkey all the way home for all the trouble he caused.

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Mark Buckwalter

Lancaster, PA

I think I'll be taking about $200 for a phone out of that monkey's ass

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Hey Cappy.. is Porter still with you?? When we got gas in Atlantic City, there was talk on the docks about a Monkey winning big at the craps table.

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Carmine & Ann Caruso
"Forget Domani"
2006 320 LS Bowrider
Bayville, NJ

Tony Campitelli:

I think I'll be taking about $200 for a phone out of that monkey's ass

 So does that mean your going to beat your monkey and spank his a$$?!?!?!?!?

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Mark Huseman
250CR
Capt. Ron II
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone baby!

As soon as I get that monkey off my back I'll be spanking him

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Yep, he's definitely  got a monkey on his back

 

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Cappy
Liberty Call

I bet that is Spike - that's why Tony has such a smile on his face.

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Mark Buckwalter

Lancaster, PA

Mark Buckwalter:

I bet that is Spike - that's why Tony has such a smile on his face.

So that's where I got that "hickey" mark on my chest

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You should see the smile on Porter's face as he sits on the bed in Tony's room at the Bed & Breakfast.........and the pictures tell the story.

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Phil Belcher
2003 266CCR
496 MAG, Bravo 3

Hi Crownies.  I'm Porter.  The pirate is letting me use his account to say Hi and invite you all to share in my adventures.  I just got back from the 8th  Annual Chesapeake Bay Crowndezvous.  I had a great time (except for when someone tried to spin me around in my boat).  I met a bunch of new friends and had a number of excellent adventures.  Check out my pictures and if see any you want, send me an email (via the pirate) and he'll get them to you.  Enjoy the pictures and I'm sure I'll be seeing you all real soon 

The Further Adventures of Porter, the Crownline Cuddy Monkey 

 

 

 

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Cappy
Liberty Call

Cappy, now I'm convinced!  You're certifiable.

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John & Connie Martinez
"Two Yutes"
2001 266 CCR
Newtown, PA